janasilver

I am peace

I am war

I am a warrior princess

I am Janasilver

            “Can I quit now?” I whine. Yes I realize that I sound like a brat, but after four hours of writing praise poems about yourself, you would too.

            “No. Every descendent of Melifence of Jewls has been prophetic. You may not quit until you have prophesized. And I notice you called your self  ‘ warrior’ princess. You cannot be a warrior there is no such thing as a female warrior,” said the grumpiest, bossiest, most annoying tutor in the history of grumpy, bossy, and annoying tutors.

            “Okay,” I said, “How’s this,” I quickly scrawled on my parchment and stuck it in his bitter face.

             Frankford

            Tutor

            2,200

            Dies of being run through with a sword by princess Janasilver

“AAAAA, well it’s very…er… creative? However-

             “ What,” I demanded,  “ I could get hung for murder? well, nobody has to know do they?