Wednesday, August 24, 2011


A Vampire’s Night

Blood on my hands,
I’m a murderer.
Blood on the ground before me,
I’m a murderer.
Blood drips from my mouth,
I’m a murderer.
A night filled with screams
Blood-curdling cries of anguish.
Howls, roars, screams, laughter.
I’m a murderer.
I look down.
I see my white hands
With my long fingers.
I look at my reflection
In the blood of my victim.
My fangs are drippng with blood.
I look up no more sounds, but
There…on the horizon…
The sun. I morph to a bat
And fly home to father.
Famous father, Dracula.
Tomorrow, tomorrow.
Blood feast.
No, No, I hate it. No!
I will not keep doing this.
It’s not fair.
Should I let myself perish in the sun?
Should I drive myself
Through the woods I sail
I stop to hang from a limb on a tree
To sulk
I look down and watch as rivers
Of blood trickling from the body of a young child…
A young child had to die for a cruel monster’s supper.
I make a lousy vampire.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

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Sunday, May 01, 2011

Chapter Four




“Thank god they put us in the same dorm, I think I might have actually died!” Zula is yammering on nervously and attempting to brighten the mood, as we walk down the foreboding dark corridor.
I say nothing, taking note of the swiveling security cameras mounted on the solid stonewall. They had mounted the windows high on the walls, allowing no escape, or view of the outside world. The walls are approximately 20 feet high and probably very thick. There are no notches that could be a hand or foothold, but the surface is uneven so you can’t use a suction cup either. The weirdest thing is that there seems to be a… no… never mind.
“Hey Zula, sorry to rustle up memories but didn’t you tell me about an owl once? What did you say they looked like?”
She gives me a funny look but launches into another of her incredible stories about her little brother discovering an owl’s nest in their barn.  She told me these owls were barn owls, and they had white faces shaped like a heart, and had brown speckled wings. Maybe that wasn’t what I saw after all…  
“There are different kinds of owls though, gray owls, screech, desert, snowy, great horned, all sorts. But my dad says… said, that he had seen a different kind of owl, he had never heard of it. He was walking through the woods coming back from a hunt and then he heard this really weird call. It sounded kinda like an owl but not really ‘cause it was almost a howl than a hoot. And so he followed the call ‘till he found it. He said it was entirely black and it was REALLY big. Like, bigger than a great horned owl and he walked toward it to see if he could se what type it was. But right when he got to it, it turned it’s head all the way around and he said it had red eyes!  Though my dad had a bit of steam to blow off and he usually had these outrageous stories like the time…”
My best friend’s voice trails off as the figment she is speaking of swoops down off the top of a swivel cam and lights on my arm. Now I am a pretty strong chick, if I do say so myself, but that owl was heavy. But one glance from Zula tells me how unusual this behavior is among owls, for starters they are nocturnal and judging by the faint shaft of sunlight leaking through the high windows it is day. And this bird is clearly incredibly powerful. Its feathers are an oily black and it’s malicious beak and talons had a wicked gleam about them.
“Okay, Gatt.  Listen vey carefully.” Zula’s hiss is shot with terror. “We don’t want to startle it so you are going to have to keep holding it on your arm. It may be rabid as it’s out in the day, or it may have some other disease. But you may very slowly lower yourself to the floor and sit. But you must keep your arm up. And try to show as little fear as possible, they can tell when you are uneasy and that makes them more upset. I am going to run and get help.”
She started to back away cautiously, one step at a time.
“Wait.”
Our heads both whip around in unison. The owl sits as before, calm, silent and ominous.
            “That wasn’t me,” I whisper. “I was trying to stay quiet, not disturb the owl.”
“I need you to wait. If you get help, you will never leave this place, which you need me to do.” The voice is coming from a shadow, and a boy a little older than me (and extremely good-looking) steps forward. He has shaggy black hair and his eyes are so dark I can’t see into them.
“Welcome to AFOMG, hell on earth for any child they happen to kidnap from the squatters who were unlucky enough to have us as children. My name is Caden, section Z for extraordinary and bizarre cases.” He bows deeply mocking us. “And you needn’t worry about the swivel cams, they are currently swiveled towards the teachers bathroom and uploading the live coverage onto the computer homepage. And what, may I ask, are two fine looking ladies such as yourselves doing with a forbidden animal?”
This kid is seriously getting on my nerves but I hide it and stand forgetting the owl is perched on my forearm. After contemplating my response and making him incredibly uncomfortable (though he tries to hide it) I explain that the owl in fact found us.
“The owl is a different type of species than any I know,” Zula pipes up. “ He is much larger and a strange color…” She pauses and makes an almost unperceivable movement in Caden’s direction and I smirk. I know exactly what she’s doing. Caden will find himself short of any valuable on his person and won’t know it until he checks for them later. “… that is incredibly unusual in owls. While he is built like a great horn he has a barn size. He’s also out in the daytime which is odd.”
Caden is growing increasingly bored with her ramblings and is instead gazing off into midair. Then he turns and leaves. What pisses me off most is he never explained what he meant when he told us not to get help. I am going to have to ask Zula what she got from him.

Sunday, February 06, 2011

The Players of Paradise

About a week ago, my parents discovered that I didn't know how o take notes on someone talking. After they decided it couldn't be taught, only practiced, I was assigned the task of taking notes on a NOVA episode on the birds of paradise. I greatly enjoyed the show and succeeded in pleasing my parents. The birds were the ultimate players of the forest. They are the top of the heap when it comes to "strutting your stuff". The parotia, magnificent, superb, and blue birds of paradise all have incredible dances that i've included in the link. Tonight i was sitting on my couch, tolerating the Superbowl, when a player on the Packers started celebrating. All of a sudden it hit me. When watching sports like football and soccer, we have grown accustomed to seeing the players throw back their heads and shake them, while hopping about with their hands splayed behind their rears. These athletes are reverting to something that zoologists will happily call a bird's mating dance. When I realized this ... concept, I couldn't help but laugh. the most "manly" sport you could think of can easily be compared to some of natures most elegant creatures. Who would have thought? i have added both dances for you to enjoy and compare, happy watching!

Sunday, January 09, 2011

The King's Speech

The King's Speech is an incredibly powerful film that is so much more than what meets the eye. The fastest summery would say that it was about George VI struggling to overcome his stammer. It wouldn't be inaccurate, but it would barely touch upon what the story tells us about. The King's Speech is about a man who wasn't sure of himself. Afraid of his own shadow, and is placed in a terrible position. The old king is not doing well, and the heir to the throne is in love with a woman who is already married. This is unacceptable in a court and so when the king dies, Prince David renounces the throne to his younger brother, our main character. King George VI was already in speech therapy with Lionel Logue when this happened and he managed to get through the coronation and a couple of minor speeches. But then he is to make a radio broadcast to all of England, telling them not to give up hope an to keep striving forward in their grave hour. This film is rated R because of language. While it is true that the f-word comes up a lot in the movie it is not for the reason you would think. The swearing is an exercise for relaxing. There must be a limit t how many times the f-word can be said in movie before it is rated R. however, this rating keeps many kids who should be able to see it from seeing it. The message of the movie is one we all need: perseverance  and self confidence lead to success. If we lose sight of this, we are going to fall into a blackness that we need our friends help to get out of. This movie defiantly needs to be seen as it lets you realize how hard it is to be ashamed of things you cannot control and the ways to get  around it. Ignore the rating, this movie is going to be through the stars and beyond and is going to be a classic. All ages,(except those to young to understand it) need to see this.  

Thursday, September 09, 2010


Copycat Poem of Emily Dickinson
by Lia Bernhard


I look
            In the mirror
            And I see
            A hideous girl looking back at me.

            Who could know I was so ugly?
            I must dress me up
            And cover up…
            I wake with a scream.
            Thank God! Just a dream?

A Wrinkle in Timeline
A poem by Lia Bernhard


An unexpected encounter
A meeting with Who
A hand with homework
An angel Mrs.Whatsit
A flattened out world
A joyful battle won
An unpleasant meal
Antagonistic punishment to youth
A giant sadist brain
A girl turned to stone
A beast emanating love
AND LOVE OMNIPOTENT

Bounce
   Bounce
     Bounce
        Bappity-bap
           Bappity-bap

                        BALL



ROCK
By Lia Bernhard
I’m stuck
At the bottom of this lake
With, Oh, such an ache,
 To be free
like a bird,
 Or even a fish,
But noo-oo
 I had to be a rock.


Artimas
 Moonlight touches down
      Highlighting a beautiful maiden
     Brown hair
  Fair eyes
   The willows whisper her tale
  As she slumbers
  A maiden forever
   No husband
  No children
  No love life at all
Hunting,
   Laughing
  Playing
  Dreaming
  Carefree and careful
   Days
  Spent in
  The
  Shade with
   Her
  Huntresses and
 Hounds
  Flying into battle with monsters
  Opposite of her twin
   The moon is her bow
      The shining stars her arrows
            All girls
Admire her
And long for
Her presence
Artimas

GRADES
My grades are
Sinking, lowering, dropping
My parent’s tempers are
Shorting, shrinking, vanishing
My freedoms are
Going, going, gone,
Like the cool breeze on a hot summer day
I’m trapped! Nowhere to run! Nowhere to hide from my
Parents!
Grades!
Teachers!
Report cards!
My own crushed dreams!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
I’m failing!
THUMP!
I’m in bed?
I was dreaming?!
I’M NOT FAILING?!!
Wait there’s my progress report,
What’s that?!
Is that an…


F?!

Arachnophobia
By Lia Bernhard

I was young
Fearless
Ignorant.
And then I got bitten.
Large, swelling bump
Standing on a table
Something tiny on the floor
Screaming
Little legs crawling towards my hand
Screaming
Spider in my face
Shrieking like a banshee
The nightmares
Giant tarantulas
On my face
My stomach
Unable to move
Waking in a cold sweat
Arachnophobia

Silver
 By Lia Bernhard
Moonlight slips
Down
Tears splash
Onto
The mourning
Mother’s lap.
Children dream
Of dancing
A violin sings
A unicorn slips softly into
Eternal sleep
Riches
Diamonds
Sorrow and
Joy
The stars
Play out
The
Stories of
Old
I slip into
Silky
Embrace of
Sleep
Dawn creeps
Up
Mystery
And wonder
Magic
Future
Love
To the
Extent of
Destruction
All this
While
We dream
Of
Silver

Gone
By Olivia Bernhard

Gone.
                    Never
                  To
                  Come home.
Gone.
                     I
                  Wait
                  Forever
                  For you.
Gone.
                     To work.
                  You
                  Wave goodbye.
Gone.
                     For six hours
                  I await
                  Your return.
Gone.
                     The news
                  My
                  Breaking heart.
Gone.
                     All
                  Reasons
                  For  life.
Gone.
                  It’s all
                  Pointless
                  Without you.
Gone.
                  I ran
                  Down the
                  Empty highway.
Gone.
                  The truck
                  The headlights
                  In my eyes.
                                                                                         
Gone.
                  The fear.
                                                      Light, feather light.
                                                      In a white field with
                                                      You.
                                    Laughing.
                  Talking.
Here.

ME!!


ME!
By Lia Bernhard

Strange
Funny
Crazy
BOING!
These words are
Who I am.

Kind
Energetic
Generous
Smart
Without them,
I am nothing.

Scatter-brained
Blabber-mouthed
Friendly
Short
Moving on
Is what I do.

Straight,
Brown-haired
Ugly
Gorgeous
Yep! That’s me!

Gargantuan vocab
Speedy
Sporty
Swimming bat
Longing for adventure.

Glasses
Hazel-eyed
Hungry
Girl
Don’t you
Just adore me?!






Terrific
Stunning
Fascinated
ZOOM!
Don’t forget it!

Competitive
Prankster
Creative
Thief
Keep an eye
On your food!

Imaginative
Gross
Hopeful
Lucky
Optimism is my thing.

Dogs
Raccoons
Greek gods
Lover
Escape into books.

Annoying
Sympathetic
Grateful
Loved
LIA!! Happy to be ME!

Saturday, August 21, 2010

GONNA MAKE THEM PAY!!

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Going rouge, chapters 2 and 3

Chapter 2

We step through the frosted glass door and I hear Zula gasp in awe. The office is beautiful. Sunlight filters delicately through the stained glass windows sending multicolored light skittering over the white furniture and the white… actually the whole room was white excepting the stained glass windows. It seems the designer left the windows to do the coloring. It looks amazing. The windows themselves showed images of girls and boys doing feats of magic well, they were focusing really hard on objects hanging in thin air in front of them.  
“Hello Gattaca, Zula!” squeaks a voice that seems to fit only Alvin of the Chipmunks. I try to find the rodent rock star but find only a large portly man who is oozing out the sides of his overlarge desk chair.
“I am the principle at your new placement or at least I will be in a week, my name is Josiah Hickleburrroe, but that’s Mr. Hickleburrroe to you. Now-“
I try. Zula is barely controlling herself. She’s trying so hard tears are trickling down her face. I permit myself a loud snicker to ease the strain in my chest.
“Is there something you two find funny?” Mr. Hickleburrroe asks in deadly voice. I’d be terrified by the look on his face alone, but for the fact he sounded like a squeaky toy that a dog had gotten hold of.
That puts us over the edge. Zula and I collapsed into a heap of mirth tears flowing freely from our eyes as we clutch at each other trying to regain control.  Finally regaining our composure takes a while but we finally manage and find a man who could only look more furious if we had just killed the last donut maker in the world.
“ Girls, if you will please just pay attention to me for ten minutes I can explain how you can survive this training,” the donut-eater squeals. “So please have a seat and listen. Now I understand that you two turn thirteen in a week, correct? Well I can tell I am by the astonished looks on your faces.” He was clearly cheering up while our hearts were sinking.
“Here in the Youths with Miraculous Gifted Minds Academy, or YMGMA we prepare you for The Army. Each individual has a mental capability that surpasses the most intelligent minds in the outside world. Some have can track where objects have been, others can move objects with their minds, others can make other people their puppets, still others can-“ the chorus of California Girls erupted from his pocket. Mr. Hickleburrroe pulled it out and stared at it squinting and turning it this way and that trying to read the caller ID. When the song reached “Sex, sex on the beach…” he shot us a sheepish look and answered it with a squeaked “Excuse me a minute”.
After a rushed conversation with a “Slick” that consisted mostly of “I’ll call you back later ok?!” he shoved the phone violently back in his in his pocket.
“So where were we girls?” Mr. Hickleburrroe squealed. “Oh yes. So you Zula have the unique ability to warp time in your favor, which in enables you to move extraordinarily quickly to pinch things from you fellow orphans and supervisors.”
“I am not an orphan.”
“What?”
“I was stolen from my parents on my fifth birthday, I am not an orphan”
I have never seen Zula so furious. She is shaking and her hands are curled into lethal fists and she rose to her feet. Her small form of 4’10 (and a half)” seems to fill the entire room. She looks so dangerous I almost cower under the enormous desk like poor Mr. Hickleburrroe was attempting to do. I had learned long ago (the hard way) never to mention her parents. I half expect her to beat the lesson into Mr. Hickleburrroe so I place a tentative hand on her arm and whisper “ Zula, it’s ok, he doesn’t know, all he knows is what he’s been told. It’s ok Zula.” She has tears trickling down her freckled face, I see a flash of red the exact color of her hair and I’m falling down, down, down…








   Chapter 3

            I’m at a five-year-old’s birthday party surrounded by her kindergarten friend’s and her opened presents. There’s chocolate cake on her mouth and on the front of her brand new princess dress. Her mother hurries over with one last present and a napkin to clean her daughter’s face. Her dad comes over with a camera and everyone crowds around the Birthday girl, who looks up and laughs her bright green eyes twinkling. They have to retake the picture because her best friend had been pulling the Birthday girl’s red hair from her mouth. 
She rips open her last present and her mother smiles at her delight. It’s a brown bear with a red ribbon around his neck a tiny farm embroidered on the bow. She runs to hug her parents to thank them but is caught by a stranger in black nobody had noticed. Her parents begin to scream, and so does she, kicking and scratching at the man, still clutching the bear. They stuff her in a car as a woman steps out she smiles at the parents and the terrified kids and hands a replica of the small scared Birthday girl to her parents explaining about a misunderstanding…


            I’m sitting next to a terrified Young Zula in her new black bedroom. The door opens tentatively and a Young Gatt sticks her black haired head in. She tells Zula everything is going to be okay and where did she come from. Zula beats her up and asks where she is…

            “Gattaca! Are you okay? What happened?” I’m back in regular time.
“Oh Zula,” is all I manage before I burst into tears and hug her.
“Gatt what happened? You’re not usually this mushy.”
“She has just showed us a magnificent example of her skill. She can tap into any memory fell any presence or read any thought of those around her; these skillsmature at the age of thirteen but there is a slight preview at the age of one. We kept Gattaca just a little to long and her parents-“
“What?”
“I said that-“
“I heard you,” I snarl. “I had parents? We are called OWP. Orphans With Potential. Orphans. Children whose parents have died. And you are telling me that I had living, breathing parents who were getting worried about my well being and you just TOOK ME?!”
“Well Gattaca it’s different then that, we did give them a daughter back-“ Mr. Hickleburrroe is getting very worked up but I don’t care. I was stolen, kidnapped. Like Zula, did my parents scream my name? Did they chase the car? Did they search for me? Call the police, cry for me?
“Listen Gattaca we left an exact replica of you with them, they never new the difference. So as I was saying-“
“Look I’m still a little hung up o the whole I was kidnapped from my parents thing so if we could get back to that-“
“Gatt, remember what you told me earlier? He only knows what he’s been told, nothing else. Let’s hear what else he has to say before we leave okay?” I look a Zula’s pleading face and realize she’s right. Mr. Hickleburrroe is a mere puppet.
“Alright now that that’s settled. Gattaca you were going to be sent back with your parents when you did something magnificent, something never seen before, we weren’t sure where to pit her in the academy-“
“Just get on with it! What did I do that was so superb?” I’m practically screaming at him.
“Well you se there’s the problem, I don’t know. They won’t tell me. It’s driving me bonkers. Now Gattaca would you please do me a huge favor? As soon as you learn to control your powers come back here and go up through this door here and find out what you did and tell me? Thank you ever so much!” He is squealing in excitement.
“Now girls here are your schedules locker combinations where all the supplies you need will be, and finally you dorm number. Good luck!” Mr. Hickleburrroe attempts to stand to chivalrously open the door for us, but his extraordinary mass has become permanently wedged in his chair. “Good day ladies!” he squeaks instead in an obvious attempt to get us to leave so he can summon the fragile secretary (who was listening to our entire conversation with and ancient ear pressed to the door) over to help him.  


 


















Tuesday, July 13, 2010

My book, Going Rouge

Going Rogue
By Lia Bernhard




Prologue
 No one knows what happens when you turn thirteen. At least not here. We train till we drop, and then some more.
I know I was almost rejected, and then I did something that set me apart, now I have to be top of freakin’ everything.
 We train in every way, hand to hand combat, weapons use, agility, and speed. We’re here to be turned into weapons for rebel groups that use child soldiers. The world outside thinks they scoop up orphans off the street, but no. That’s where we come in. The youngest and strongest get sold first, and I talking 100, 200k people. Up until your thirteen, you’re up for grabs. But after that you vanish. I don’t mean killed. They announce it when they kill people, I mean vanish. Gone. No trace. As if you were never there.
I had a bunkmate for a while, and then she turned thirteen. Next night, I was drugged and she was gone. Shadow was my best friend.
I’m Gattaca. I’m twelve years of age. In a week I’m thirteen.
Of course it would seem easy to get out of being sold right? I mean be all fat and flabby.
Problem: if you’re fat -you’re terminated. If you don’t work hard -beaten, rebel- terminated.
So it’s death, whipping, or risk getting sold. All I have to do is hold tight and hope for the best.
Not happening.
I’m going where they take them, and I'm going now.



Chapter 1

         "Oh no. No no no. Not yet, not now! we're so close!"
“Gatt, chill, it’s not the end of the world to get a summons.”
“Zula. Listen to yourself. Where are we? What happens to me, us, in a week?”
“I know,” she takes a deep breath and sighed, “I’m just trying to help you stay positive.“
“Guess what, your not helping!” I snap. I hear an exaggerated hurt gasp and I look down at the short girl with the red hair girls would kill for. Zula had been the only OWP who remembers the outside. She’s been raised on a farm, (a farm is apparently a place with a big red building you keep animals in, I still don’t really get the concept) until she was five when she had been snatched away, supposedly killed when hit by a car. 
Seriously, they made an actual living, breathing clone of Zula and ran her over with a semi truck to make it believable. Because they couldn't just let them live happily with a cone, no, they had to make her parents suffer. Zula had been in shock for months before she came around.
By the way OWP stands for Orphan With Potential. Potential for what, we don't know.
 “Well, if we just hang tight for a few more days I’m sure we’ll be fine,” Zula says softly. 
"Sure. Listen, meet me at my place at 11:00, I need to tell you something. Bring extra clothes in a backpack, and any food and money you can rustle up. Which won’t be a problem for you.”
Zula has this wacky ability to swipe any and every thing from under anyone’s nose. She’s like a thieving ghost.
She gives me a look but doesn’t say anything.
10:45. I’m packing the bare essentials I have on hand and failing miserably at hacking the computer security system.
“Hey Zula. Will you please not point that gun at my head?” I mutter suddenly.
Still don’t know how you do that, still gives me the creeps. Anyhow. Before we embark on this crazy mission your planning, you better tell me what we’re doing.”





I turn around and spot a rather tattered teddy bear poking his head out of her sack, I know better than to ask why she brought him.
“I hear you Zula, but it’s-“
“Please? We've gotten in trouble with this stuff before, just tell me why we're doing this?
“Zula we’re going to turn thirteen right about…hello? Damn computer! Oh, oops, okay we’re thirteen now.”
“What?!” Zula screeches, but before she can start cussing me out, she has to throw herself in the bed next to mine, somehow managing to hide her enormous sack, and seven burly guys burst into the room with guns.
“Oh. Hi guys!” I chirp.
The thugs look slightly less than amused as they Zula and me into a sack. A chemically smell fills my nose mouth and pores and it all goes black.         
   *                                    *                                    *
I come around I am almost immediately sent back under by a powerful punch to the face by Zula.
“You have some serious explaining to do now.”
Zula, ever level headed, said it so clearly and calmly that my foggy mind took a moment to long to figure out that she was threatening me.
“Chill-“
“I’m sick and tired of you stupid “chill”!” She’s getting hysterical, I'm getting worried
“Don’t you get it? They might kill us at any sec-“
Whatever undoubtedly even-tempered comment she was about to thrust upon me was never heard, for we were being summoned, over invisible loudspeaker in a crackly voice, to report to a “main lobby”.
Zula’s bright green eyes are still a little wild as she whispers, “Should we go?” in this awful trembley voice, her attitude changing yet again. I give a curt little nod, grab our bags, and start following the helpful signs toward the lobby.

When we reached the door marked to indicate our destination, Zula slipped her hand in mine like a toddler, gave a tiny squeeze and dropped it. I looked at her but all she has to offer was a terrified little smile. Taking a deep breath I reached out to open the door.